JK Rowling: So I have another idea for Harry Potter
United Kingdom: ohgodshesBACKSHESBACKSHEBACK
JK Rowling: But it’s in the 1920’s in America
United States: *bust down the doors* ITS OUR TIME FUCKERS
YER A WIZARD, OLD SPORT
JK Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter books, secretly penned a crime novel which became a rave-review bestseller without readers realising she had written it.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY UNREAL! I’M PICKING IT UP FIRST THING TOMORROW!!!!
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
UGH MY HEART I LOVE YOU